Video I've Seen Too Many Times #8: Gettin' Over You

A few weeks ago, I had no idea who David Guetta was. Now I know all too well... he's a French DJ who writes songs about love and apparently about how hard it is to get over someone. At least, I think that's what this song is about. European music's not the same as North American music, so it could be about existentialism or something like that.

Unfortunately, he has not deigned to allow people from my country to watch the video on his official channel, so I present to you a slightly lower quality version.

Damn, those LMFAO guys love to party.

Video I've Seen Too Many Times #7: Sexy and I Know It

For those who do not know, LMFAO stands for Laughing My Fucking Ass Off, which is something I used to do at this video before I had to watch it 500 times for work. Well, not really, but at least I didn't shake my fist at it in anger like I do now.

Fun fact: This video prominently features both Ron Jeremy and TV's Wilmer Valderrama. Without looking, see if you can guess which one of them was in "Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best" and which one was in "Can't Beat the Feeling". Both of which seem like they should be the names for 1980s porno films.

Video I've Seen Too Many Times #6: Set Fire to the Rain

Adele, you so crazy. You can't set fire to the rain, no matter how much you want to burn your ex-boyfriend to death. At least I think that's what this song's about.

This video's a little different in that it's a live performance as opposed to a straight-up music video. It's kind of a cheap way to do it, but I don't want to criticize since Adele might try to set me on fire with her mind powers.

Video I've Seen Too Many Times #5: Starships

If I didn't know she was from Trinidad and Tobago, I'd swear that this video was some kind of admission on Nicki Minaj's part. Like she's really an alien from the planet of giant boobs, butts, and lips. As it is, I guess the whole thing's just evidence of what happens when everyone gets "higher than a motherfucker"... and it is glorious. I mean, after hearing it 130 times, I can't say I like most of the song all that much, but I do love a good beach rave.